This is relevant to a lot of my interests.

This is relevant to a lot of my interests.

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theclearlydope:

Cool, free Lava Cake.

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The Strange Case of the Super Mario Bros. Movie - Grantland

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sexpigeon: I thought everyone would be pumped to see that I improvised Frito nachos for breakfast, but no. I ate them alone.

sexpigeon:

I thought everyone would be pumped to see that I improvised Frito nachos for breakfast, but no. I ate them alone.

thisistheglamorous: The University of Illinois has giant banners, about 20 or more feet in the air, hanging in Union Station to advertise their MBA program. One of them has a QR code for you to scan. You know, 20 feet up in the air. Pick your shitty punchline: 1. So, if you can figure out how to scan it, is that part of the entrance requirements? 2. How many MBAs does it take to think this was a good idea? At least one from U of I. 3. How many MBAs does it take to think people actually scan QR codes? At least one from U of I. 4. I’ve never seen real life application of what a MBA-wielding consultant said to do in real life before.

thisistheglamorous:

The University of Illinois has giant banners, about 20 or more feet in the air, hanging in Union Station to advertise their MBA program. One of them has a QR code for you to scan. You know, 20 feet up in the air.

Pick your shitty punchline:
1. So, if you can figure out how to scan it, is that part of the entrance requirements?
2. How many MBAs does it take to think this was a good idea? At least one from U of I.
3. How many MBAs does it take to think people actually scan QR codes? At least one from U of I.
4. I’ve never seen real life application of what a MBA-wielding consultant said to do in real life before.

thisistheglamorous

kellydeal: stfuconservatives: Tweeted by @suZen:  What the. Plus sized women get “Manatee Grey” while standard sizes are “Dark Heather Grey.” @Target #notbuyingit pic.twitter.com/nzHNYoytnp Seriously, fuck you, Target.

kellydeal:

stfuconservatives:

Tweeted by @suZen: 

What the. Plus sized women get “Manatee Grey” while standard sizes are “Dark Heather Grey.”

Seriously, fuck you, Target.

stfuconservatives

Penguin

  • Me: You're my penguin
  • Cory: Awe, why do you say that?
  • Me: Cause when a penguin finds their mate, they mate for life
  • Cory: That's sweet!
  • Me: and the dad penguins take care of the egg* while mommy parties!
  • No eggs or babies were involved in the making of this conversation

When 140 characters aren't enough.: Today I picked up our office lunch that included SIX whole chickens....

muffpunch:

Today I picked up our office lunch that included SIX whole chickens. When I got back to the office, I discovered there was four. So I called.

Me: Hi, this is Andria, I just picked up that huge order, and we’re short on some chickens.

Him: No, it’s all there.

Me: No, there are all the sides, the…

melovecoffee: From NaNoWrimo’s A Night of Dangerously Writing photoshoot in November  My girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen. I win!

melovecoffee:

From NaNoWrimo’s A Night of Dangerously Writing photoshoot in November 

My girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen. I win!

tastefullyoffensive: [bite]

tastefullyoffensive:

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kellydeal: do-over: I had to mod the cone; it wouldn’t fit around her neck. She’s got a drain in, back to see Dr. Hugh on Monday. Her eyelids are all droopy. Poor ol’ girl. Shameless plug of the day, this sweet girl and her momma could use a little bit of our help, y’all. No I do not have permission from Robin to reblog this sweet photo, but I am doing it anyway, because you guys, Mellow is my favorite dog in the world EVER. Including probably any of the dogs I have had growing up. Whenever David asks what kind of dog I want to get I always say, “Mellow” And he’s all, Oh, OK, so you want a yellow lab? And I am all, NO. I didn’t say I want a yellow lab, I said want MELLOW. And then we laugh and laugh and laugh and then I make plans to sneak her across the border to live with me forever and ever. ANYWAY, the point is, Mellow had to have an expensive surgery and her momma could use a little help if you could spare it is all. You can read about it here and here. And if you can help, you can do it here. No pressure, no obligations. Just putting it out there if you have the means to help this sweet girl, that would be nice.

kellydeal:

do-over:

I had to mod the cone; it wouldn’t fit around her neck.

She’s got a drain in, back to see Dr. Hugh on Monday.

Her eyelids are all droopy. Poor ol’ girl.

Shameless plug of the day, this sweet girl and her momma could use a little bit of our help, y’all.

No I do not have permission from Robin to reblog this sweet photo, but I am doing it anyway, because you guys, Mellow is my favorite dog in the world EVER. Including probably any of the dogs I have had growing up.

Whenever David asks what kind of dog I want to get I always say, “Mellow”

And he’s all, Oh, OK, so you want a yellow lab?

And I am all, NO. I didn’t say I want a yellow lab, I said want MELLOW. And then we laugh and laugh and laugh and then I make plans to sneak her across the border to live with me forever and ever.

ANYWAY, the point is, Mellow had to have an expensive surgery and her momma could use a little help if you could spare it is all.

You can read about it here and here.

And if you can help, you can do it here.

No pressure, no obligations. Just putting it out there if you have the means to help this sweet girl, that would be nice.

do-over

http://www.atlantamagazine.com/features/2012/10/1/mitchell-gross/print

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melovecoffee:

omg. the tears! 

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