At long last, I can pick up a book and read for pleasure! Haven’t read one in ages. You know what I was reading during those 26 insufferable years? Scripts. Scripts for roles that went to actors who weren’t stigmatized by their association with a TV show occupying the time slot right after Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood.
— My Living Nightmare Of Encouraging Kids To Read Is Over By Levar Burton, for The Onion